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iInsult - How To Make Enemies and Alienate People

iInsult - How To Make Enemies and Alienate People
  • #: 241669
  • Price: $0.99 In Apple Store
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated: 2009-03-09
  • Current Version: 1.0
  • 1.0
  • Size: 0.90 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: Roger Lichfield
  • Requirements: Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. Requires iOS 2.2 or later
  • © 2009
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iInsult contains 4, 000+ Insults! Plenty of Ammo to Make Enemies and Alienate People!

App Features:

-BookMark Your Favorite Insults!

-Can be accessed completely offline (no internet required)

-Global Search

-Search With Highlight

-Sample of Insults-

- He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

- Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

- I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment

when you came along.

- Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he

sounded just like Yogi Bear.

- Here lies my wife: here let her lie !

- Now she's at rest and so am I

- If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are


- He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific

nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He

could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would

be rolling out of their seats. -

- The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.

- The stupid person's idea of a clever person.

- It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse

than anyone else has dared to do it before."

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not

for your parents.

- If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children


- Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

- Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

- I hear you pick your friends to pieces!!

- I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

- They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have

been better than none.

- You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

- People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have


- You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

- I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!

- If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would

be genocide!

- Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best

friend you can get.

- I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against

thousands of others?

- Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old

before you learned how to wave goodbye.

- People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect,

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Rated 3/5 based on 3 customer reviews.


0/5 stars


Omg I love this app! It's so funny!! I love the one that says "he's not stupid; he's possesed by a retarded ghost" LOL!!

5/5 stars

I got it when it was free!

Cool some really don't make sense for a kid (exept the dirty ones LOL hehehe) but if u to to y they have dirty and clean insults that I looooove! Five star

5/5 stars

Needs option 2 email insults

People who rated this bad did not spend enough time wit app. Go 2 # 1 section.


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